Elusive Turquoise Alpacas

On Sunday I finally set out to live out my dream of becoming a professional WoW streamer (from the privacy of my own Discord) and forgot to actually unlock the channel so other people could join. Good job, moi.

Here’s what you missed in this exciting stream: I took my gnome warlock (Gnot Awake) out of Ironforge and towards the big snowy world with the singular intention of questing in Kharanos, only to decide once I got there that actually I felt like going to Elwynn Forest instead.

Set on this new mission, I began the run back to Ironforge to take the tram to Stormwind. Halfway there I stopped and decided that actually I wanted to finish this other quest on the other side of the map first.

My friend GB, who by virtue of being a mod in the Discord managed to get through the locks on the channel, complimented my laser sharp focus.

Long story short, I finally made it to Elwynn Forest and got killed three times by some kobolds before logging out for watch club.

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For those not on Patreon but who are nonetheless invested in the status of my yard: the weeds are finally gone.

In writing news, TBSOL edits are moving right along. I may have accidentally given myself a deadline when I wrote my Patreon post last week. I said: ETA 2027. I didn’t really specify what “ETA” stands for, though, so I can’t be held accountable.

ETA could mean a great number of things:

• Epic Taco Appetizer
• Excellent Tiramisu Award
• Elusive Turquoise Alpaca

And any number of other perfectly logical alternatives.

I honestly don’t know how long it’ll take to edit the book and then get it published, but I’m putting the full force of my laser sharp focus on getting it done so …

Hm.

Yes.

Elusive Turquoise Alpaca 2027.