Armando: Why don’t you two kiss and I’ll tell you how it makes me feel.
Mariana: Oh calm down. This isn’t Lesbian Paradise 4.
But Armando didn’t mean it to be creepy, no, he meant it seriously and Julia is on board because pretty much anything that happens from here on works out really well for her.
Julia: We have to start somewhere and we have to start now.
Sigh. Thirty more episodes of this. Just thirty more episodes. We can do it.
Mariana: I can’t. I think I’m going to go.
Julia: Mariana, no. You can’t leave. We have to try. Don’t go.
Run away, Mariana! Shield your eyes from the nefarious powers of the Red Bow of Doom and dash for the door. I will distract it with holy water. Okay, I have no holy water. I will distract it with holy vodka.