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Las Aparicio Recap Episodes 58-60

Meanwhile, Julia is dreaming…


Which can only mean one thing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Julia: We’re going to be okay.


Mariana & Armando: We’re going to be okay.



You are now entering: The Bad Place. Population: 3.

Julia wakes up from her dream.

And thanks to the power of the collective unconscious, Armando wakes up from the same dream and instantly dials Julia’s number. Because when you dream about having a threesome with someone you instantly want to tell them all about it. That’s how restraining orders happen. Just saying.


He changes his mind.

Armando: (to himself) Don’t do it.

Post-threesome-dream dialing: the anti-Nike.

Over at Mariana’s, Julia’s also in the mood to share.

Julia: I had a dream.

Mariana: A nightmare?

Julia: No. Actually, the opposite.

Mariana: And I suppose Armando was in it.

(Julia nods while yawning)

Julia: You were also there.

Mariana: No. Nooo… a threesome? With that ass?

Julia starts to say that she feels bad, but Mariana is extremely understanding about the whole thing and admits that sometimes she has sex dreams about Dany.


Well, that woke Julia up.

Mariana tries to make it better by telling Julia her dreams don’t involve threesomes, which somehow makes things worse.

Julia: You can’t dream about Dany without me being present in the dream!

Mariana asks if it’s okay to have sex dreams about Dany if Julia is present and Julia says yes.


Mariana: Then let’s get to bed because I really like the sound of that dream!

And we get some cute time.


However, the Bad Place is alive and well in Julia’s mind, and so while later we get some sexy massage-time again…


… it is not without damage to our delicate psyches.


I don’t know how I lived this long without seeing Armando’s buttcrack again.