K: Why are the coffee cups in the dishwasher where the glasses usually go?
Me: I felt that putting them in the same place was too derivative of your style of putting dishes away and I just wanted to try something different. I wanted to draw inspiration from but also transform the experience so that when you opened the dishwasher you got that sense of shock–
K: (laughing) You speak such amazing bullshit.
This is how I get myself out of trouble after putting the dishes away in the wrong place. This is also what K has to put up with.